Random shit
Just.... well everything

clientsfromhell:

Me: Does everything look good for you?

Client: Everything is great, but who is this girl in front of the background?

Me: Um, that’s the character you wanted me to design.

Client: What? I didn’t ask for that. I said to give the chair more character!

I forward the client the original email, wherein she requests a female character to be designed.

Client: Don’t you try ‘photoshopping’ my words!

amandalynferri:

this is literally the worst joke I have ever seen.

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr)

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

homestuckfluffcanons:

Because of the difference in body temperature, lowbloods and highbloods enjoy cuddling together. The lowblood can keep the highblood cool, whereas the highblood can keep the lowblood warm. Moirails of contrasting castes find this very functional.

Suggested by the-sweetest-slytherin

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the celebrity hacking scandal.

OMF

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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sworn2micmac:

MINE! MINE!! MINEEEEE!!!! 😍🙈💯

'Hello Kitty Is Not a Cat': Slam Poetry by Hello Kitty