Random shit
Just.... well everything

sworn2micmac:

MINE! MINE!! MINEEEEE!!!! 😍🙈💯

'Hello Kitty Is Not a Cat': Slam Poetry by Hello Kitty

zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

In other news, the recent outbreak of zombies has increased tremendously. We here at the NBS are simply appalled.

funquisitor:

being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the music is excellent, and there’s lots of food, and there’s great wifi so you don’t really wanna leave so you kind of just stand there going

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Sebastian “crying” (Ch. 89)

(Source: y-uuwaku)

collegehumor:

We’ve all heard of the Mile High Club, but these merit badges are for those daring enough to take the hookup to even higher heights!

Finish reading —> Merit Badges for Impressive Hookups 

rumminov:

Fancy tier Equius :o

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

collegehumor:

The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.

Finish —> 7 Cool Dance Moves to Get People to Stop Dancing With You